I have no title and I must scream, possibly in 3D

[phoenix64]

Alex Proyas is finding “Paradise Lost” for Legendary Pictures, signing to direct an adaptation of the epic 17th-century English poem by John Milton. … The project tells the story of the epic war in heaven between archangels Michael and Lucifer, and will be crafted as an action vehicle that will include aerial warfare, possibly shot in 3D.

Proyas’ credits include sci-fi disaster thriller “Knowing,” “I, Robot” and “The Crow.”

from Variety

Thankfully there is Overthinkingit.com to help ease my pain:

Perich: What about taglines? How about:

JULY 2012

LET…

(smash-cut of Helena Bonham Carter draping her hands around Taylor Lautner’s chiselled abs)

HELL…

(smash-cut of a crawling pit of CGI demons)

REIGN

(smash-cut of Gerard Butler and Kiefer Sutherland leaping toward each other in slow-mo).

Did I mention the Photoshop contest?

Comments

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha ha. That tagline description almost makes it all bettah.

I must scream, possibly in 3D

Heh. Good title. :) And appropriate icon!