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[phoenix64]

I would consider myself a fortunate person indeed if my obituary was even a smidgen as awesome as this: In addition to being a teetotaling mother and an indifferent housekeeper, she was a board certified naturopath specializing in poisonous and medicinal plants; but she would like to point out, posthumously, that although it did occur to her, she never spiked anyone's tea.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

In short, she did all things enthusiastically, but nothing well.

Oh that whole thing is AWESOME, this line in particular.

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

I think she was probably a pretty awesome woman to know.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

That is the most wonderful thing I have read in a long time! Even the family members got colorful and snarky descriptions!

Interment is in the family plot at Brinkhaven Hilltop Cemetery in Brinkhaven, Ohio, where she will await an eventual and probable slide down the cliff to the Mohican River below.

::hearts::

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

I think the people that got to know her were very fortunate.