Best April Fool's story on the web this year

Yes, I realize I'm a bit late but I just found this and I couldn't not share:

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."