My life in TV episodes

[phoenix64]

Meme from multiple people. Choose your genre show, answer the questions using episode titles from that show--if possible, don't repeat any.

MY LIFE ACCORDING TO DUE SOUTH:

Are you a male or a female?
VICTORIA'S SECRET

Describe yourself:
BIRD IN THE HAND

How do you feel:
PIZZAS AND PROMISES

Describe where you currently live:
NORTH

If you could go anywhere where would you go?
CHICAGO HOLIDAY

Your favorite form of transportation:
ALL THE QUEEN'S HORSES

Your best friend is:
THE WILD BUNCH

What’s the weather like:
MOUNTIE SINGS THE BLUES

Favorite time of day:
STARMAN

If your life was a TV show, it would be called:
I COULDA BEEN A DEFENDANT

What is life to you:
ASYLUM

Your fear:
THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE

What is the best advice you have to give:
SEEING IS BELIEVING

Thought for the Day:
DEAD MEN DON'T THROW RICE

How I would like to die:
SPY VS. SPY

My soul’s present condition:
HEAVEN AND EARTH

My motto:
YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS