Another inferiority complex returns home

[phoenix64]

This bit of spam filler amused me quite a bit:

When you see a skyscraper living with the eggplant, it means that a sandwich reads a magazine. The makeshift tuba player satiates a mysterious bullfrog, and the smelly microscope ignores a cashier. When another inferiority complex returns home, a buzzard for some line dancer meditates. If the pine cone barely assimilates a chain saw, then the cyprus mulch related to the dust bunny starts reminiscing about lost glory. When you see an anomaly defined by another bottle of beer, it means that a jersey cow from a movie theater reads a magazine.

"The dust bunny starts reminiscing about lost glory." Duuuuude.

I've realized that there is at least one part of my life where I have achieved some measure of true understanding of Zen: waiting for the bus. I'm standing there enjoying my music and people around me are getting stressed out because the bus is late and I realize that I gave that up years ago, because getting upset doesn't make the bus come any faster or the weather any more pleasant, does it?

I do however fail to have the same equanimity when I miss the bus because it was early.

Comments

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Where in the world did you get that? I see stuff like that from an imaginary book that I visualize right before I fall asleep. (don't even ask)

I feel the same way about traffic. There's no point in getting upset about it; me losing my temper is not going to get me anywhere any faster. It's just an opportunity for me to listen to more of my CDs.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining what "glory" would be for a dust bunny. It's pretty awesome.
(ETA Ooh, I just realized that it's actually the cypress mulch reminiscing about lost glory. Which is possibly even more intriguing!)

an anomaly defined by another bottle of beer

I bet that happens a lot, actually.

I agree about waiting for mass transit, but also about when it comes early. No fair!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that is the most awesome spam ever!