phoenix64: parker holding an orange and smiling (jack forgot to mention)
phoenix64 ([personal profile] phoenix64) wrote2007-11-20 04:42 pm
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Why my Friends List is a bad influence

I now want smut that involves two Jacks in a kitchen trying to recreate the alien donuts.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
...My friends list is a weird and wonderful place. ...And I wanna read that too.

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Plus, I'm reading The Golden Compass and it had something cool - in an action hero kind of way - involving flour. So there could be smut and danger!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, that sounds promising. *g* The only thing I know about flour that might apply to action movies is that apparently it explodes. Or something. The flour particles in the air burn, or something like that.

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yup - and I don't remember ever hearing about that before. It was pretty nifty. When I was younger I worked in several kitchens, so new ways of blowing them up really piques my interest.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, I can see how that would appeal! (I have this weird feeling that I read about it in a Terry Pratchett book, one of the Guard ones, but I don't know.)

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't read a lot of Pratchett, but that totally sounds like something he'd use.

[identity profile] girlfmkitty.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Er... who's the other Jack?

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's the same Jack twice!

[identity profile] girlfmkitty.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's the same Jack twice!

*brain explodes*

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I know!

Ingredients:
Sugar
Stopwatch
Hot oil
An open mind

I think it will work!

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Especially with two so very open minds!

I hadn't noticed that stopwatch icon before - ha!

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Especially with two so very open minds!

Heh, I couldn't decide if it was one mind or two. Either way, brilliant.

I just made the icon, this is the first time I've used it! Whee.

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
And btw, your orgasm button icon? I keep forgetting to mention how fantastic it is! HEE.

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks - I really lucked out finding that one! I wish I could take some credit for at least dreaming it up, but no, I can only credit my mad looking-at skillz. :P