So, I can easily find all the fics I might want that portray Sherlock as gay (or at least gay where John is concerned) and can also easily find fics that portray Sherlock as asexual. I suppose if I really wanted to I could find fics where he is straight, or straight and abstinent (or is that only in Moffat’s mind?).

But that’s not what I’m interested in. What I’m interested in is something that I don’t see talked about where Sherlock is concerned: I’m curious if anyone can recommend fics where there is something fundamentally broken with Sherlock’s sexuality. Not something where everything is made better after meeting the right person or something like that, but something that portrays him as genuinely dysfunctional. Anything?

So I had new Sherlock to watch and Tater Tots to eat, which for me meant I Win At Life.

I should have known that only Sherlock is allowed such hubris, because thirty seconds before the timer went off my computer screen died. It's an ongoing problem and I was eventually able to watch Sherlock, but I had to eat my Tater Tots long before I could make my computer behave.

Sherlock was, of course, awesome, but somehow it just wasn't the same.

I'm not going to mention any specifics here, but spoilery squee comments are highly encouraged.

Oh wait, I lied. ( Spoilers! )