Why my Friends List is a bad influence

[phoenix64]

I now want smut that involves two Jacks in a kitchen trying to recreate the alien donuts.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yep, I can see how that would appeal! (I have this weird feeling that I read about it in a Terry Pratchett book, one of the Guard ones, but I don't know.)

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

I haven't read a lot of Pratchett, but that totally sounds like something he'd use.